Summer 2014 Is The Coldest In A Decade
At Least Satan and Neptune will be warm.
Summer 2014 Is The Coldest In A Decade
At Least Satan and Neptune will be warm.
What a pantload.
And I’ve been thinking it was mean fairies and unicorns that were spoiling their “settled science.”
Invisible aliens (not Mexicans) from outside the solar system are stealing our heat bringing it to their home planet in giant interplanetary freighters.
It's right there in the newest computer models so it must be true.
Wow. It’s simply amazing what coal fired power plants and gas guzzlers can accomplish!
They should be looking for what kicked off the Ice Ages 2 million years ago.
Ka-kak-kit-kat-kung-fu wants more money to study.
Water expands and sinks? Lighter water sinks?
Heat flows down? Really? Amazing? It does defy the laws of physics so I guess applied mathematics must be at work... something I just don’t understand. No mere mortal can ever understand this.
Only Ka-kak-kit-kat-kung-fu and his associate Ping-pong-ping-pang, they just call him fork around the lab because he is the biggest forker anybody knows, can save us.
Due to “Moon Aliens cyphering off Earth’s heat to warm the dark side”...
There - one more just in case no one buys the “Ocean is to Blame” theory...
The level of intelligence exhibited here is astonishing!
What satellites are showing warming? WattsUpWithThat’s data shows the satellites are on the cooling side.
They now have nothing to worry about. All the heat goes deep into the ocean.
Problem solve. Debate settled.
Now on to how leprechauns are causing the decrease in the unicorn population. Send your money today and beg the government for restrictions on your freedom to SAVE THE UNICORNS!
Everytime you drive an SUV a leprechaun kills another unicorn. 1250 grant dependent scientists agree.
Only the fringe “Scientists” disagree with the government findings and the UN study on unicorn depopulation. Also call “unicorn disruptification”.
Some deniers claim that unicorns do not even exist. The EPA plans to tax them heavily and send a special “task force” similar to the Spanish Inquisition to deal with these heretics.
For example, the snow of Antarctica and snowmelt is what keeps our planet cooled. When the salt separates from the glaciers it slides down to the floor of the ocean like a river to both the Atlantic and the Pacific oceans.
So, all these hand-wringers who keep us alarmed whenever the Antarctic glaciers begin to calve don't know what they are talking about. It is precisely the glacial melt that benefits Earth and is primarily instrumental for keeping our Earth from turning into Mars.
In fact, the interplaying systems of Earth are so huge and dynamic that it is puzzling to think how man could ever think that his interference would amount to a hill of beans
The episode was called - Earth from Space.
That’s miraculous.
Pray America wakes
“heat from the surface is plunging deep in the north and south Atlantic”
`Yeah, that’s the ticket!’ Morgan Fairchild, tumblin’s wife
The media desperately wants this story buried.
Global warming sleeps with the fishes
After 30 years of warming, the researchers say we are now in the 'cool' phase."
This cycle switches naturally??? What?? How can that possibly be?? But, all the smart people assure us that all this climate change is manmade. < sarcasm off >
