[alloysteel]

Bruises and swelling are indicative of some kind of injury.

Any theories as to how those injuries were sustained?

[G Larry]

I keep forgeting that you ALWAYS need a /sarc tag when posting on FR....no matter how obvious I think it should be.

[Mastador1]

Bruises and swelling are indicative of some kind of injury.

Any theories as to how those injuries were sustained?

Lemons next breaking news report will be that Officer Wilson caused the injury to himself with his gun due to aaaaaan improper grip on the weapon when he assassinated that poor Black toddler. Holder will be providing an eyewitness to this in 3...2.....1

[NYRepublican72]

Bruises and swelling are indicative of some kind of injury.

Any theories as to how those injuries were sustained?

A magical unicorn appeared and kicked Wilson in the face. Duh. It couldn't have been the upstanding, moral, soft-spoken African-American young adult that was twice his size. Impossible.