[devolve]

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- I’m whatcha call a “sensitive” guy -

- I had left my carbine in the trunk of my convertible -

- I was threatened by a much bigger “Mikey” -

- Being a “sensitive” guy - I was sensitive to the fact that I could not reach my car and pull out my fully loaded Mossberg carbine before “Little Mikey” would act -

- So I swung my 16 pound sledgehammer and completely smashed his right foot

- Words and Treats have consequences - in an emergency a good stout ballpoint pen can make a handy little thing to be carrying - carry two - there’re cheap

[NorthMountain]

Being a “sensitive” guy - I was sensitive to the fact that I could not reach my car and pull out my fully loaded Mossberg carbine before “Little Mikey” would act -
- So I swung my 16 pound sledgehammer and completely smashed his right foot

LOL!

That'll curb his enthusiasm ...