Your parents must have really hated you, not to buy you any Twinkies!
My wife bought a box for the kiddies. It's still sitting on the counter, mostly full. I tried one. Blech. Nothing like I remember as a kid. There was just something wrong with the taste.
I've also never tried a Moon Pie.
I'm not a picky eater at all. I've eaten all kinds of cooked bugs, rattlesnake, mountain oysters, scorpion, live fish, bear, lion, ostrich, emu, venison, squirrel, etc.