Note that post was posted is morning, North America time, which means it was posted in the evening, Philippine time.
Which means he posted it after sucking down his standard afternoon bottle of wine on the beach.
Good catch! I’ll bet his Washing Machine Appliance gets holy hell also if his glass is not kept at LEAST half full at ALL times! (WMA: “Mista Alec, Mista Alec, more wine me get? Wine now? Alex: “For cryin’ out loud! Look at this glass woman, LOOK!!!! Of course more wine, I’m almost empty here! Pay attention or I’m sendin’ your can back up into the boonies! Is that what you want? Huh? WMA: “No boonies Mista Alec, please. Me chop-chop ship shape up right now” Alex: “Okay then.........Well?.......what are you waiting for? FILL THE DAMN GLASS!!!!!”