4: And it shall be as in the days of Zebucadonnazauer that men shall vent their true feelings upon The Forum every 22 months.
5: And those expressions shall be of substance but lacking in true paragraphical form.
6: That they shall be virtually unnoticed for their true worth and merit, but taken seriously by only the elect of the Bubble Boys who, taking the substance to heart shall show manifest appreciation.
7: And thanks shall be given from the campsites of the righteous whose offering smoke of sacrifice will rise unto their bubble and cause a smog to be upon them.
Book of Armaments, Chapter 3, Verses 4 through 7.
(Immediately preceded by Chapters 1 & 2 containing the revealed word concerning site selection and canned good storage.)
Brother Maynard! Bring forth the Fruitbats, Anchovies and Breakfast Cereals, that we may feast to stave off our fear of the plague!