Interesting ... and my LE friends do not belong to a union. Most LE would say who you gonna call when you need help?
Here on the other side of the fence you are the enemy 90%+ of the time ... I had a cop hanging out at a firestation hold the emergency signal red for over 10 full minutes on me with his MIRT device ,,, when I finally honked my horn and pulled through the “stuck” red light (no traffic in any direction) he pulled me over ... bastard was manufacturing tickets... happens all the time to us that aren’t in the blue gang.
As for “who you gonna call” ,, I have called on a few occasions after break-ins ,, response time is usually measured in hours.. I dial .357.
I have learned by experience not to call the police.