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To: cloudmountain

Problem: One day we will all die. Dying is frightening and often accompanied with unpleasantness.
Solution? None.
Resolution: So then there is no problem. What cannot be mended must be endured.

Problem: Men have penises and like to stick them in things.
Solution: None. You cannot stop men from wanting to do this, short of castration.
Resolution: Deter them from excesses. Civilize male adolescents, before they do something stupid. Marry them off when they are old enough to think before acting.

Problem: Hamas wants to destroy Israel and kill every Jooo! in the world, and they won’t stop trying.
Solution: None. Can’t stop them from wanting and trying that, unless you stop them from breathing.
Resolution: OK. Kill them all.


15 posted on 08/12/2014 4:18:33 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Eleutheria5

You do make it sound pretty simple.


16 posted on 08/12/2014 6:38:23 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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