...and that’s how you first met Dick Cheney ?
Seriously, did you have to change your underoos after that near-fiasco ?
Gadzooks, field! Had Dick Chaney taken aim at me... I'd have been deader than your sense of decorum in semi-slamming a great man like Dick on a conservative website--
When you wish to make fun of Dick... tell about his relentless hunt for the white whale or how he knocked up Ann Coulter or other ways as shown below:
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Yes, my undies were a might soiled but nowadays... my 'New 'n Improved!' Depends make it matter moot--