[Cyman]

If this Administration gets to decide, a fly swatter.

[Still Thinking]

Or a white flag. I hear the French army’s out of business every time the white flag factory goes down.

[Blue Collar Christian]

Or a squirt gun with a red painted muzzle...probably a “smart” squirt gun...

[Mastador1]

If this Administration gets to decide, a fly swatter.

Not a chance, it might be used to hit someone. Considering mr. mulato, I bet it would be something soft and squishy like him, a marshmallow gun. But it could only shoot colored marshmallows.