Jersey Shore Shark Attack? Oh please tell me the sharks are Snooki.
I wonder if those sharks made a pit stop in Princeton to munch on Peter Benchley.
It combined the absurdity of “Sharknado” with the Italian stereotypes of “Jersey Shore”; at one point the characters come upon a bloddy overturned boat, and one thinks it is probably tomato sauce because they always take tomato sauce along when they go fishing...