My old momma was in a water rehab class with a bunch of other old ladies. One day an 85 year old gal said to the class, guess what I have? Black boobies. She pulled aside her swimsuit and had a horrible bruise from neck to navel from her Caddy airbag.
Ouch! At 85, she’s lucky she didn’t have some broken ribs or something more serious to go with her bruise(s).