Can you imagine what Ebola would do to the LGBT community? Getting married would be the least of their worries.
And can you imagine a Zombie movie being played out in reality on city streets? This disease is spread by contact with blood, semen and stools. Right down the LGBT life-style playbook. They'll be wandering the streets vomiting everywhere, with heterosexual normal people running away from them in panic. They're scary enough without the disease. Yeah, I can imagine!
That "marriage" thing would fast become yesterday's news. Proof there's a silver lining in every cloud.