Posted on 07/26/2014 10:24:00 AM PDT by blam
Thanks. I made a copy for my files.
There was a spike in "pine nut syndrome" (metallogeusia) that could last up to two weeks after partaking of a plant that "may just save your life".
Had a trucker once ask if he could have the polk plant out behind our dumpster at work. He said it was the biggest he’d ever seen and explained how great they were par boiled with some catfish. It was eight feet tall. I let him take it. Can’t imagine what it tasted like seeing as how we all had watered it with gallons of consumed beer urine all summer long.
Always remember, while Twinkys are edible,
over indulgence may result in bloating, gas,
and the so named “Twinky breath”.
Fortunately no Twinky overdose has resulted
in death so just be careful.
Twinkies have natural ingredients that prolong storage,
however green or wormy twinkies should never be eaten
except in extreme emergencies,
such as Zombie invasions and democrat caucases.
Twinkies often form the beginnings of the “love” ritual
as they naturally form into two easily divided portions.
Couples should exhibit extra caution during the “love”
ritual to make sure that the Twinky is divided EVENLY,
as uneven distribution may result in resentment and even
hostility until one partner or the other is placated with
further “offerings”.
bttt
Q; WHy do laywers wear neck ties?..
A; To keep the foreskin down..
This particular girl was about 21 or so and died within months of secretly being interviewed by a British reporter. Apparently of starvation.
I have never been able to grow twinkies.
“Hi, I’m Euell Gibbons. Have you met my dog, Wild Hickory?”
That is because overdoses are averted only because the subjects who attempt it "zone out" and start counting the stars in the room before injesting enough to kill them.
Young poke weed is sometimes eaten- but when it gets big it is a very bad idea.
Check out the link below:
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002874.htm
Prickly pear fruit is edible, but it’ll bind you.
Probably not providing a germ free environment.
The best way to start new twinkies, is to place
the remains of the starchy cardboard base in a
cool and sterile container, in no time at all
you will find more cardboard like bases accumulating
until finally one happy day full grown Twinkies will
appear as if by magic.
Hi, Im Euell Gibbons. Have you met my dog, Wild Hickory?
Don’t eat the grass.
We have all 4 of these plants on our property plus many many pecan trees and dew berry bushes. I pray to God that I don’t have to eat any of those, except pecans and dew berries.
lets all go camping, you never had it so good its great getting back to nature, out here in the woods...
Especially since some people such as I for instance have a small irritation develop whenever I have to work on the lawn and therefore would not consider even trying to consume any part of it.
Lettuce and Tomatos are more what I prefer.
There was a thread about this yesterday and someone posted a link to a forager site. It talked about real grasses one might find in their own yard in Texas and the southwest.
LOL!
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