I hope he has a stroke.
He doesn’t work hard enough or have enough stress to have a stroke. Plus, with Moochelle’s “healthy eating” initiative, obviously, he doesn’t have plaque build-up with all those veggies (though he does stray occasionally with a hamburger and fries or a little Wagu beef). Then there’s all the exercise he gets - - golf, basketball, bowling, bicycle riding, etc. He’ll get lots of R&R and really tune into his inner being and eliminate any minimal stress he has spending 16 days on Martha’s Vineyard with the wifey and ValJar.