I don’t know, I always thought a quick death really isn’t punishment. I mean you feel pain for a few seconds then it is all over. What kind of punishment is that?
Instead what I propose is the “Sick and tired” method of execution. What you do is take the criminal, tie him in a straight jacket, place him a cement cell (no pads on the walls) and on the ceiling of these cells out of reach are giant 1000 watt speakers capable of reaching the decibel levels of jet engines.
Then once you lock the door, you play this tape over and over until the criminals head explodes or he smashes his brains out on the wall...........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJxmpTMGhU0
I was thinking of something with Yoko Ono singing,...but I think this will do quite nicely.
That would work. I would also suggest endless playings of: Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight.