These people are insane.
If they are all for birth control, I suggest that they try having sex with the lights on. After seeing Liberals like Lena Dunham I find it hard to believe that the average person could complete an act when forced to see what they are doing.
To me it looks like she beat herself with the ugly stick. Between the tats, the horrendous taste in clothes, and her really ugly mind, I think your suggestion has a lot of merit.