[PUGACHEV]

"Years ago had some nutjob keep a Gabon Viper (among other venomous snakes) - one day bite him on arm while trying to feef....""

I got one better than that. On night back in the '70s some kid broke into the Reptile House at the National Zoo and stole a Gabon Viper. He put the snake in a paper grocery bag and caught a Metrobus home, but it bit him on the way.

[eartrumpet]

He put the snake in a paper grocery bag and caught a Metrobus home, but it bit him on the way.

Oooh. Did somebody have to suck the poison out of his way?