The good prof's outfit is getting a workout. She might want to skip the faculty lounge donuts for a week or two.
And...... in *every* forward-facing (read: deal with customers) job that I've ever had, from retail to professional, there's a dress code. If I showed up in ill-fitting attire, with green hair, I'd be sent home. Maybe for good, depending.
I guess looking like a slob is a "Badge of Honor" in "Non Conformist Women's Studies".
That picture explains why this pig hates men. I guess she also hates exercise, healthy foods and soap. She is ugly on the outside and hideous on the inside. A pound cake can get bitter when it is surrounded by cupcakes.