“Easy answer to this... lace it with feces. That should be appropriate for a gay wedding.”
I bet they also have some law against that and would arrest them and send them to prison.
“I bet they also have some law against that and would arrest them and send them to prison.”
Actually, the FDA allows such things in the food we buy. Of course any pathogens have to be neutralized.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-totally-disgusting-things-the-fda-allows-in-your-food/