Then you better have a VERY strong caddy with a very large bag.
At over 15 feet in length and over 1,000 pounds, your caddy will be grunting, and have difficulty keeping up with you.
Of course, he might hop a ride on that big ass truck that carries the radar and guidance van 'cuz it won't fit in any golf bag.
In other words, your post was pure BS.
BUK missile system
Pieces of the missile would be on the ground now.