[1rudeboy]

It really warms my heart that you have a softer spot in your heart for Mexican farmers than for American farmers. What would we do without patriots such as yourself?

And in other words, I really appreciate your efforts to make the corn, wheat, and other produce I consume more expensive so that Mexicans have jobs.

[Pelham]

You must really pack away the frijoles y maza to be worried that you won’t be able to afford your Taco Bell without NAFTA.

I’m sure that patriotism is the least of your concerns but your affected sentiment is heart warming.

In California we are very concerned whether or not Mexicans have jobs in their homeland.