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Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
dailycaller.com ^ | 7/10/2014 | Emma Colton

Posted on 07/11/2014 7:58:51 AM PDT by rktman

Conservative truck owners have a new way to rebel against environmentalists and the government’s obsession with carbon footprints: tricking-out diesel pickups with coal stacks that spew black smoke. Called “coal rollers,” these smoky renegades use their sweet chimney stacks to smoke-out hybrids by emitting black exhaust into the atmosphere.

Here at The Daily Caller, we are going to give you the basics on how to modify your pickup, so every hybrid driven by some guy in a pink Argyle sweater will know exactly where you stand.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: coal; diesel; soot
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Some smokey tips for you diesel drivin' rebels out there. Just to PO the epa and envirowackos. Me likey.
1 posted on 07/11/2014 7:58:51 AM PDT by rktman
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One woman said that she floored her diesel truck to smoke out a couple bicycles. They took her license number and she was told to report for an emissions test.


2 posted on 07/11/2014 8:01:40 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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Also works against those annoying Lance Armstrong wannabes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOLmKHgzI2M


3 posted on 07/11/2014 8:01:44 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: mountainlion

I could see smoking out protesters, but just some bicyclists minding their own business, what a d*ck.


4 posted on 07/11/2014 8:07:05 AM PDT by HenryArmitage (it was not meant that we should voyage far.)
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To: rktman

This is just plain goofy. All it will do is increase pollution. That will result in even stricter regulations perhaps resulting in banning diesel engines altogether.


5 posted on 07/11/2014 8:07:48 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: rktman

I have no problem with coal rollers. It’s their dime. That being said, one of these morons is going to get someone killed or severely injured because the rollee can’t see the road ahead, or someone else can’t see the rollee. Then the laughing stops.


6 posted on 07/11/2014 8:10:01 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: rktman

The green weenies will blow a gasket! It would be nice to see a Prius boxed in at a stoplight by half a dozen of these guys running full tilt boogie.


7 posted on 07/11/2014 8:11:18 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: HenryArmitage

You should see stupid bicyclists riding two wide on a mountain road under repair. The really enjoy blocking traffic and call it their right.


8 posted on 07/11/2014 8:13:49 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: rktman

Wish they would make a perfume that smelled like diesel fumes. mmmmmmmmmmmm


9 posted on 07/11/2014 8:16:05 AM PDT by cork (Gun control = hitting what you aim at)
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I used to work on commercial fishing boats and full throttle was called "smoke holing it". No engine mods were needed on a WWII era 6-71 Detroit diesel to make her smoke, just punch it.
That being said, the guy in the truck video is an ass.
10 posted on 07/11/2014 8:23:56 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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I know. It was an attempt at subtle humor as a response to and to tweek the ecowackos. Maybe it just goes wrong.


11 posted on 07/11/2014 8:27:30 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: reg45

Banning stuff is always on the Marxist mind, one thing at a time. Eventually that idea will be floated on a large scale.


12 posted on 07/11/2014 8:29:28 AM PDT by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.)
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To: mountainlion

“You should see stupid bicyclists riding two wide on a mountain road under repair. The really enjoy blocking traffic and call it their right.”

Hand ... meet horn. For a LONG time. Sort of takes the fun away I would think


13 posted on 07/11/2014 8:37:46 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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“Conservative truck owners have a new way to rebel against environmentalists”

The author is confusing the word “conservative” with the word “redneck” or perhaps “jerk” or even “asshole”.

Yes, some rednecks are conservatives and some conservative are rednecks, but REAL conservatives believe in conserving things, you know, like natural resources and a livable environment and so wouldn’t deliberately pollute the environment, waste energy resources, and potentially induce accidents by supposedly demonstrating some pointless point about the type of vehicle a fellow human being chooses to drive.

Clearly the author has exposed their personal viewpoint as to the nature of conservatives as well as promulgating the usual bias of the usual “Progressive” media “journalists”


14 posted on 07/11/2014 8:48:02 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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Hand ... meet horn. For a LONG time.

Done that. They just flip you off and smile at each other, after all they think they are superior.


15 posted on 07/11/2014 8:50:13 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: dainbramaged
Ever had a 671 run away?

Gray Marine, of course.

Scary.

Lucky for me the safety shut down devices (which I *think* are something like spring loaded plates which are rigged to close when the incoming air velocity exceeds certain amounts) did work.

It was screaming there for a while...I thought it was going to blow up.

Years later I was offered a pair of those type of engines, complete with crash boxes but declined the offer.

Now if they had been 471's (which can be good for 30-35ft boats) or 271's which can be good light-plant engines...or 353's which are used in a lot of seine skiffs, or almost anything other than those 671's which at one time were very common on the West coast, then it would have been worth it to take possession.

16 posted on 07/11/2014 8:54:55 AM PDT by BlueDragon
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To: dainbramaged

Can’t beat the way a Detroit Diesel SOUNDS!


17 posted on 07/11/2014 9:07:44 AM PDT by Married with Children
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To: Boogieman

Sorry, but this is just plain dumb. You think you’re going to win anyone to our side by going out of your way to be the stinking turd in the punch bowl?


18 posted on 07/11/2014 9:09:09 AM PDT by Monitor ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-front for the urge to rule it." - H. L. Mencken)
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To: BlueDragon

I’ve seen youtube videos of Diesels “running away” and it is some scarry stuff.


19 posted on 07/11/2014 9:09:28 AM PDT by Married with Children
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To: HenryArmitage

Just goes to prove they were liberal weenies. Conservatives would have just laughed it off and not called the authorities! zeros new army, turning in your neighbor. And you? Hmmm.


20 posted on 07/11/2014 9:39:49 AM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (Did you just get off the short bus or what?)
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