Scenario: Immediately after their victory. (Close one. Negro districts must, must I say, turn out 123% of registered voters).... immediately after inauguration, Joey Plugs succumbs to brain infection due to infected hair transplant plugs.
Your new President: Michelle Robinson (you see, she divorces Barry before the campaign ... in public to get woman's sympathy vote. Reggie named as co-respondent.) She'll announce the break-up on Okrah Winfree.
Try and keep up with current events, willya?
Get the memo on the National Enquirer hotline ASAP!