Hairy Reed is the result of a botched late term abortion. His brains were vacuumed out of his skull, but he somehow survived.
And here I thought Harry uhhh Dusty went to skool in a mine shaft as a kid.. ‘Cuse me.
It may well explain his acute ability to smell a foreigner at a 100 meters.. Upwind..
How we were ever blessed with this buttwadd is beyond me.