Mr. Rodgers enters the house and shuts the door immediately, turning 8 locks and 5 latches as he starts singing “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood...”
Under his sweater is a ballistic vest.
He goes to feed his fishes when a bang is heard and he drops to the floor.
“How would you like to be my neighbor?” he asks as yelling is heard from above followed by a crash and something being slammed.
Obviously King Friday snapped.