I vas doingk a colonoscopy prep, Herr Kommandant! It von't happen again for another two yearss!
Haven’t you heard - no more cancer screenings for middle aged white folks. PSA tests, mammograms, pelvics, all soon to be history. Because the middle class has a longer life expectancy than drug using gang bangers in the hood, and that’s just racist. We need to even things out.
Dear leader’s puppets in the medical community have spoken.