1. rogue workers
2. did not authorize
3. we must unite as a party
4. not my fault
5. “they” are extremist
6. never in my years of public service to this wonderful state....
7. isolated incident
everything short of “I am not a crook” and “did not have sex with that woman...”
It will be 100% predictable.
Couple of rogue workers in Biloxi.
There is probably a bingo card out there for occasions like this. You blot the items out that you hear in the effluvia that spills from the zombie politician’s mouth, and the first one with five in a row (plus the free space, which was subsidized by fees you pay on the Gore Tax on your cell phone) yells BINGO!
“I will find the real perpetrators”
“My campaign had no knowledge”
“My family has been put through”
“I am here for the citizens of”
“After ___ years of serving the public”
Blah, blah, effing, blah.
I hate to think it, but its time one of these press conferences ended up with a round through the zombie politicians eye socket. It’s the only way to kill zombies.