Posted on 06/30/2014 6:46:16 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Once upon a time, Chelsea Clinton was a little girl from Arkansas. And deep down, she still is. Despite her White House-Stanford-Oxford-Columbia-McKinsey-hedge-fund grooming, shes still got a thing for poultry. Fried chicken is my husbands favourite food, she divulges in her office at the Clinton Foundation in Manhattan, where she lives in a $10 million (£6 million) apartment.
The first time her then-boyfriend, now-husband, Marc Mezvinsky visited Little Rock, she whisked him off to her favourite childhood fried-chicken hole. In New York, she explains, hell now gorge himself on fried chicken. Chelsea insists she would too, were it not for an allergy to gluten. I was a vegetarian for 10 years, a pescatarian for eight. Then I woke up one day when I was 29 and craved red meat, says Chelsea, now 34, who recently announced she is expecting her first child. Im a big believer in listening to my bodys cravings.
Of course, there was another Clinton who believed in listening to his bodys cravings and the sad fact that such a harmless statement could call to mind a national embarrassment illustrates the dilemma facing the scion of one former president and one potential contender. For years, the world has been wondering what Chelsea would do.
One of my earliest childhood memories is being three years old and on the campaign trail with my dad, says Chelsea, who was born when her father was governor of Arkansas. That day, a woman approached her and asked, Do you want to grow up and be governor one day too? And I looked at her and said, No, Im three. Im just waving the flag. That is my job right now. Flag-waving extraordinaire.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
Shut up and put that thing back in your mouth !!!!
She needs to learn an empty coffee cup will hold more coins than her outstretched hand
Oh man, I got to photoshop those...I’ll put in a cartoon balloon with her saying
“Why would you vote for my mother? Are you out of your mind?
“Why would you vote for my mother? Are you people crazy? She’s evil”
“Why would you vote for my mother? Are you people on crack?”
“Why would you vote for my mother? Do you know the evil she has wrought?”
Democrats rarely do.
Uhhh yeah.
There is no way in hell a guy with a Jay Leno - like chin like Bill Clinton can have a daughter with a chin that small, no freakin way.
I know it says this is from the telegraph but it’s really a spoof, right?
Come see me Chelsea, then we will talk. Or maybe one of our underpaid and.overworked combat soldiers. They could school you pretty well, miss “hard work”.
A quick DNA test will settle paternity.
YIKES!
If you have to tell people how hard you are working....you aren’t working hard
Poor Hillary. So Dirt-Poor she can't even afford her own cleavage.
Hill’s got a radar lock on those large American breasts!
Man, I’d give my left nut to see that picture of Hillary, Pelosi and some other demodyke in a tiddy bar ogling a stripper chick dancing on their table. It’s been years.
One of the first things on FR that made me laugh out loud.
So, she has never heard of any gluten-free batters for frying?
And who says fried chicken has to be battered?
Guess she doesn’t get out much.
Just like mom, ugly inside, ugly out.
Note to Chelsea...It depends on your definition of “work”.
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