Biting my cheek while chewing. Hurts like heck. Infuriating, especially because there is nobody else to blame.
I once dated a girl who’d bite your cheek for you.
Probably why I’m so jumpy and bang my knees on stuff anytimea lady smiles at me.
“Oh God, she’s gonna gnosh on me facely face of faceness!”
*runs into end table*