I’m sick of queers.
I think my father-in-law is turning into a RINO.
My mascara is drying up.
And it’s summer.
The continual lawlessness and corruption of this enemy of America in the White House and all the complaining and hand-wringing that goes on but NOTHING ever happens to these tyrants.
So many scandals, one after the other, that I fear I have already forgotten more scandals than any other president has ever had in his administration.
The greater crime, however, is the cover provided by what is supposed to be a free and unbiased press. May they all suffer immeasurably for their active role in bringing your country to its knees.
Duct tape and WD-40 are for people who can’t fix and don’t know how to lubricate!
It’s 2014 and we still don’t have flying cars, space stations, self aware computers named HAL, moon colonies and starships.
Grumble...grumble.
Liars. Manipulators. Moochers. Looters. Leeches.
"Save BIG". What kind of English is "Save Big"?
At The End of The Day
Think Outside The Box
TV Commercials That Portray Men as Sissy Morons Who Have to Be Rescued by Their All-Knowing Boss Wife.
Slobs who throw McDonalds bags out their car windows.
Those annoying Pike Nursery Commercials with that childish female voice "...And Playing In The Dirt" spiel.
The deterioration going on in America and people who hate this country.
Why bash Bay’s Transformers? Its all about the action its not supposed to be Shakespeare!
Dammit, why isn’t Jack Bauer a real guy? We needs someone who will toss evil bitch terrorists out of 5th floor windows.
I had a really crappy day. Now, 141 posts later I don’t feel so bad ;’)
Ladies Room, NY State Thruway Rest Stop - today. You would not believe how many of the toilets were unflushed. After a lengthy search, I finally found a clean one I could actually use. Why are people so freakin’ lazy? I don’t want to see your $hit or pi$$!!
Why did God tell us to pray for our enemies? Why is God allowing liberals to ruin our country? I know we win in the end, but I’d love to see some miracles like a real spiritual revival.
I guess this thread is suppose to be funny. Why did God make democrats?
You asked for it.
I am freaking tired of hearing spanish spoken everywhere I go. I am particularly angry at the parents who teach it to their very young kids, like that will be the norm when they grow up. (probably will, if the dims have their way).
There is no worse animal than a white liberal. They are the scourge of the planet. I shall refer to them heretofore as “enablers”. There I go offending animals.
I’m tired of people who are offended by everything having any voice whatsoever.
I’m tired of the “tolerant” left defending the 9th century cave dwelling savages, all the while attacking middle America, like that makes them some sort of great person. Do they stop and think about what is going to happen to them when the muslims are in the majority? Hard to speak for the perpetually offended and professional victim class when your head is separated from your body.
Every democrat that is on the oversight and government reform committee is nothing but a partisan, obstructionist hack who has decided that protecting the chosen one and the democrat party before is more important than enforcing the law, and thus our Republic.
If I hear the term executive order one more time, I’m going to snap.
I could write all night.
If I had known 40 years ago what I know now, I would have never married the first SOB from Michigan. I would have told him to jump in a lake, stayed in California, and saved myself the trouble of divorcing the second SOB from Michigan that I married 20 years later.
Like the kid who shouldn’t have a say because she never visits anymore, I nominate this for our July home.
Wherever I go, there’s always someone kicking the back of my chair.
The phrase “It is what it is” drives me batty
Most people say it is what it is when it isn’t...
Geeze. Thought of some more.
I pay for satellite TV hoping to watch some decent movies and HATE having to sit through 20 minutes of commercials that I’m PAYING FOR!
What’s with the punks driving around in the beater cars with the loud mufflers? FIX THE DAMNED THING!
People who run stop signs and laugh about it - ought to be shot.
Neighbors who walk their dog(s) in the middle of the night, let them crap on my lawn and then not clean it up because they can’t see where the dog left it.
My adult kids who think that because I have more stuff than they do, I should buy more stuff for them so we’re “even”.
Strawberries that turn into gray fuzzy mush the day after you bring them home from the store.
Lying, evil bastard sitting in the White House, letting our country rot, and NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!!
There. I feel better - at least for now.
Where can I get a good Icee these days? Cola or cherry, NOT Coca Cola or Fanta Cherry, just plain old cola or cherry, or maybe suicide if I’m feeling adventurous.
Things are going great with the Uniparty and their media.
Budgets are balanced.
The Federal debt is declining.
Wage growth exceeds inflation.
Employment is increasing.
Dependency on Public assistance is declining.
The world is peaceful and stable.
Real income is up.
There is therefore no reason to support the TEA party.
I hate Saran Wrap.............