LMAO! ;-)
Hey, I havent had a date in 14 years....simple things amuse me ;-)
Does it have to do with showing up at the door for a prospective date, in BDUs and camo paint (like your pic)? Maybe something more subtle without the .30cal in-hand?
I’ve had lunch/dinner/shooting/picnic dates, but no “date-dates” in 16yrs, so I got your 14yrs right here. Anything amuses me, anymore. Heh.