So let me, the Greenie Goddess, control the Planet Thermometer till we hit those levels, and then you'll see how right I was. Garden of Eden, here we come!
I'm doing my part. I have 2 nice big compost piles that are vastly enlarging my Carbon Footprint.
It's my civic duty!
Compost piles have literally a zero carbon footprint.
The carbon they release was removed from the atmosphere when the now-composting plants were growing.
If you want to increase your carbon footprint you need to go drive your Suburban around the block a few times.