At least Tooter the Turtle had Mr. Wizard to help him reverse his desires of folly. Dr Surgeon has a far tougher assignment undoing the Tooter the Transgender’s.
"Twizzle, Twazzle, Twozzle, Twome; time for this one to come home."
"Be just what you is, not what you is not. Folks what do this has the happiest lot."
“Help, Mr.Wizard”.