In an audit one is presumed to be guilty until proven innocent, right?
Perhaps the Committee can just consider All participants in this scheme guilty until they can prove they are innocent. Just consider them all convicted and....
(1) Ineligible for compensation, bonuses, or retirement of any kind.
(2) Incarcerate them all until such a time as they can be proven innocent. Make them share space with illegals at a de-commissioned military base - or there's always Club Gitmo (I understand there are 5 cells there that have just become available recently.)
Coughing up their "lost" emails would be a real fine place to start if they hope for acquittal.
Gazing up from that metal slab that passes for a bed in the klink, one would at least think they'd be incentivized to look for those emails don't you think?
FReegards!
