[Vigilanteman]

50% of the American people should limit their voting to Dancing With the Stars. It has everything the Democrats demand:

1. Multiple repeat voting allowed.
   
2. Polls open past 9 pm.
   
3. Voting spread out over multiple days.
   
4. Registration is a joke or non existent.
   
5. No racist ID required.
   
6. No need to think, just use your feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings.

[12th_Monkey]

Ha! BRILLIANT interpretation!