>> There are many things you’d never expect Glenn Beck to say
Nah. There’s absolutely NOTHING I would “never” expect GB to say.
Therefore since his speech (and his bawling) carries no real information, I stopped paying attention to what he says.
There are the Many Faces of Glenn Beck (like the Many Loves of Dobie Gillis):
First, there is Rollicking Glenn, cutting up with his pals Pat & Stu, dropping one liners, beating up on poor Jeffy. Usually worth a listen.
That’s the only one with entertainment value. The rest are worth fast forwarding:
Tearful Glenn (awkward....)
I Fear For This Nation Even More Tearful Glenn
Serious Glenn (no yuks the entire hour)
Single Issue Glenn
Crusader Glenn
Food Insurance Glenn
Gold Bug Glenn
There Go My Men And I Am Their Leader Glenn
Amateur Hour Glenn (showboat callers ramble on & on)
I Learn So Much From My Children Glenn
But then there’s:
Inclusive Glenn (Libs, gays, Muslims, atheists, conservatives, Christians all in agreement)
Kumbaya Glenn (maybe we can agree with the Iranians on some things)
Can’t We All Just Get Along Glenn (where Pat, Stu & Jeffy would storm off the set except Glenn signs their paychecks)
Glenn really is like a box of chocolates. You never know which Glenn you’re going to get.