There’s also the little problem of the sun being on it’s own orbit and we little speck planets are just tagging along as the sun chases around the galactic center of the Milky Way.
So to really deal with earth events, we’d have to bypass the sun and take on the entire galaxy. Except there’s the universe the Milky Way orbits around....that might be a toughie.
You know, for many years I have been terrified that Al Gore, et al, would find out that magnetic north is on the move. And that there is a chance that north and south might actually flip, as has happened in the prehistoric past.
If he gets wind of this, there is no telling what he will try to make us do!