[Signalman]

With numbnuts in the Whitehut, we’ll have to rely on the IDF to take care of these savages.

[FlingWingFlyer]

ISIS Spring! Thanks Hillary! I guess that it DOES depend on what the meaning of IS IS.

[McGruff]

All is going according to plan.

[molson209]

No you will not , you’ll have to catch Obama first

[jeffc]

ISIS will probably wait till their butt-boy, obammy, leaves office, out of respect for all he has done to help them in their islamic conquest.

[txrefugee]

And they want to fight for Allah and a Muslim caliphate. We don’t want to be there. They will win, but we should make it extremely costly, so their adversaries in the Muslim world can defeat them when we leave.

Of course, our crucial mistake was in not bombing their part of the world to oblivion after their 9/11 attack on us. They would have understood that they had no chance against us. Our misplaced mercy was rewarded with nothing but misery, making us weaker and the jihadis stronger.

[cashless]

Sounds like we need to help somebody get to those 72 virgins sooner.
But not this bunch of cowards running this totalitarian regime.
Send Susan Rice over there to offer a surrender plan. She is the best, look you in the eye and lie negotiator we got. And send Jack Lew to handle the money transfer or whoever paid off the Taliban for deserter Bergdahl.
And send Eric Holder to read them their Miranda rights. And, of course, send Jay “Baghdad Bob” Carney to hold the presser. I think Reid, Schumer and McConnell should represent the Senate while Pelosi, Boehner and Hoyer could represent the House.

[onedoug]

Channeling zer0.

[RatRipper]

Obama is probably reserving rooms for them at Arizona military bases as we speak. Before you know it, they will be voting citizens whether they want to be or not.

[chris37]

Obama will be reviewing his options over the upcoming days...

[skeeter]

“Our last message is to the Americans. Soon we will be in direct confrontation, and the sons of Islam have prepared for such a day,”

Many of us have prepared, too.

But 'direct confrontation'? I doubt it. My guess is they'll send their women in suicide vests.

[VanDeKoik]

"Soon We Will be in Direct Confrontation"???

Someone has a flair for the dramatic.



Whose running this outfit? Cobra Commander?

[Roos_Girl]

"soon we will be in direct confrontation"

I think they're already in DC. :/

[freedomfiter2]

Why would the Islamofascists confront America? They already control our federal government.

[massmike]

Obama released warlord head of ISIS army five years ago!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2657231/Revealed-Obama-RELEASED-warlord-head-ISIS-extremist-army-five-years-ago.html

[yldstrk]

For you Bag Daddy الذهاب مباشرة إلى الجحيم

[Chode]

i guess a five month advance warning simply wasn't enough time to prepare for this surprise...

[FourPeas]

It’s clear the ISIL/ISIS movements are no surprise to the Obama admin. So then, the logical conclusion is Obama has no problem with their takeover of large parts of Iraq. Obviously no plans had been made for a response if their offensive was successful.

[Secret Agent Man]

islam has no sons. that would mean islam would have somehow had sex with a woman, and a non-physical religion cannot have sex with a woman.

/snark take on muslims why Jesus isn’t the Son of God

[Billthedrill]

Well, Abu, I'll tellya what. Bring that convoy of matched, soft-skinned pickups down the road in my neighborhood, wontcha please? Just like it is now, with the black flags flying and those guys in nice, hi-vis black clown suits hanging off the sides. You could lead them in a rousing chorus of "Allahu Akbar!" while we're dialing in our scopes.