[Jim Noble]

usually when a hack is paid like this, someone is getting laid

Although in this case, it's pretty clearly either extortion (of NBC by the Xlintons), bribery (of the Big He by NBC), or subversion (alignment of NBC's anti-American goals with the Clinton Crime Family's own goals).

[Joe Boucher]

pretty profound statement there Jim,
“ the Clinton Crime Family”!
Couldn’t agree with you more.