The writer almost had me until Page Two. I could almost belive Hillary going with the obsessive specifications on the first page. She would out-Bloom Nanny Bloomberg! and teach Kim Johng Ung a few lessons.
the first page is legit... the page 2 was a spoof.
I have a friend that is in the secret service... once was assigned to the Hillary detail... I really hope he isn’t anymore. Nicest guy you could ever meet.