In the spirit of keeping the list accurate, I'm adding one you mentioned in another post to me.
1. Health in danger
2. Previously consulted with congress
3. Swiftboating
4. It was an oversight, sorry
5. Platoon full of psychopaths
6. Taliban threated to kill
7. "What differences does it make?"
8. Stockholm Syndrome
9. PTSD
Is this the latest, or have I missed some excuses?
IMHO, Mini-B is YAMCA - Yet Another Mind-controlled CIA Asset.
Someday he’ll probably be Secretary of State.
They just have to get him in the shop and stop his blinking first.
Only take two or three sessions, a few prescriptions, and some flashing lights. Right now, after his ordeal, he’s convinced he’s a camel.
Never say “blue turtle mambo streetcar” around him or he’ll start killing people, then kill himself.