I remember it.
I remember the theme song anyway. I was too young to make out the words, though. I thought they were something like "Branded... caught with his hand on the gunnn."
That's the one where an officer broke his sword and tore his service patch off his uniform, right?
Yes. That’s the show. Then he was thrown out of the stockade. I told my mother they should film him thumbing his nose at the wooden gate and she hit me.
Really? I though it went
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl,
What do you do when your stranded,
and you don't have a roll...
/elementary school