36 HOURS UNTIL JACK BAUER DOES HIS THING AND SAVES AMERICA AT ANY COST ONE MORE TIME!! CAN'T WAIT!!
Bauer’s weekly appearance is the Antidperessant I take every Monday night to medicate myself from the previous week of helplessness and hopelessness feelings.
Can’t you imagine how quickly 24 would tank if Jack Bauer was a progressive liberal?
Played by 0bama, he’s ask for twenty studies and a year’s worth of evaluation since he would have no idea what to do.
Played by Hillary, she’d hit snooze and roll back over in bed to get more sleep. What difference does it make?
Played by Harry Reid, he’d be on the TV blaming the Koch brothers for the drones in the UK.
Played by Joe Biden, he’d be asking what a drone is?
Played by Nancy Pelosi, she’d be bragging about the jobs a drone strike would create in London and how 0bamacare would take care of the victims.
Played by Eric Holder, he’d be filing criminal charges against the Tea Party patriots and Cliven Bundy.