1. Flips the bird to Republicans and Conservatives in Congress.
2. Blows a kiss to his lefty base and moHAMmadens.
3. Terrorist fist bump to...well...the terrorists.
4. Sends message to the military that he'll do whatever it takes to bring every man home and that the VA thingee is not his fault because, see, he really cares about everyone in the military and it's a phony scandal anyhow.
5. Gives the msm a "Look, a squirrel!" Moment to divert attention away from the VA,Benghazi, the IRS, economy,NSA, surrender in Iraq and Afghanistan...