AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
1 posted on
05/28/2014 8:45:15 AM PDT by
Biggirl
To: NonValueAdded; LibertyisSpecial; HOYA97; ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); StoneWall Brigade; ...
Good Morning/Afternoon, megaRushIsReadyToTakeOnObamaAndHisNWOSpeechdittos from Biggirl! PING!:)=^..^=
2 posted on
05/28/2014 8:47:00 AM PDT by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: Biggirl
If Rush is SO against NY and the taxes there..why still have snail mail and faxes going there?? I don’t understand is RANTS on NY taxes then.
3 posted on
05/28/2014 8:53:05 AM PDT by
Paul46360
(..)
To: Biggirl
First? Top Ten?
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
5 posted on
05/28/2014 9:07:08 AM PDT by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: Biggirl
“None of these people are qualified!” -Rush
No one will ever be as qualified as I am to run my own life, including making my own health care choices. Any statist that thinks otherwise will implement heavy handed, iron fisted policies that will ALWAYS harm the individual.
None of them will ever be qualified!
9 posted on
05/28/2014 9:13:46 AM PDT by
CSM
(Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: Biggirl
The new Obama Doctrine:
“Walk softly and carry a big hashtag.”
166 posted on
05/29/2014 9:14:26 AM PDT by
Excellence
(Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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