I didn’t even try to trick the b@st@rds. I told ‘em exactly what I was doing and that I was a conservative. They still elected me.
Does anyone understand what’s going on with the returns from Texas State Senate District 2? They are awfully slow coming in compared to the rest of the state. That District doesn’t have some “Cook County” type (except GOPe instead of ‘RAT) pols, do they? You know, the ones who withhold their counts until they know how many they need to deliver.