‘I’ve got to challenge you on the WalMart BuckeyeEttes versus the Walmart BriarEttes. Our WalMart BuckeyeEtte baby-daddies weigh in at 250-300 and they toughen their ladies with regular visits to family services after affectionate bouts with momma and kids.
BuckeyeEttes take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’. They’ll kick out that remaining tooth your team cherishes so much.’
To threaten to knock out our BriarEttes sparse teeth may well be fighting words, I will have to check. Dueling used to be legal in Ky, this is where Andrew Jackson would bring his victims so he could legally shoot em, I will check the law books to see if it is still legal. If it is I will draw you a map in crayon since I know no Buckeye can use a GPS.
That aside, there is a lot to be said for a woman with no teeth. Buckeyes aint too worldly are they?
You certainly misread what I wrote. I specifically used the singular "tooth". If you have any teams with more than one tooth amongst the entire lot, then we're gonna have to review the scouting films and see what we've missed. We might have to knock out TWO teeth.
Gumming things has never got my fires kindled. If God wants something covered in spit then he gives it teeth to chew with before digesting.