[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I flew over Kansas one time. Once we were in KS airspace alcohol was NOT allowed to be served. That was in 1975.

[elcid1970]

“Once we were in Kansas airspace alcohol was NOT allowed to be served.”

Holy carp! That sounds more like Saudi or Iranian airspace.

Except I read a book by P.J. O’Rourke that said when his airliner was departing Riyadh, that just as soon as the wheels lifted off, the attendants brought out minibottles and soon grown men were swilling several at once while yelling at the cabin windows, “F*** you, you moving tea towels!!”

Anyway, I never did dope so the following joke is told with complete prejudice:

“What’s the difference between a drunk driver & a stoned driver?”

“A drunk driver will blow right past a stop sign. A stoned driver will wait for it to turn green.”

[Lazamataz]

I flew over Kansas one time. Once we were in KS airspace alcohol was NOT allowed to be served. That was in 1975.

Would have loved to see them try and pull you guys over. LOL