[TigersEye]

In fact, women are almost twice as likely as men to live below the poverty line during retirement,...

They're also more likely to be alive so ... nyah nyah nyah longevity inequality!

[Vendome]

And weemen keep thinkin they’re so darned smart.

Q.
Know why men die younger than weeme?

A.
Cuz we wanna ....

You literally talk us out of living and it just sometimes seems the only way out.